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Thursday, August 14, 2014

"20 Wonderful Inspirational Quotes From Killers and Psychopaths"

Thank you to Jon Leaf, who forwarded this hilarious compilation by Jim Goad.

The pictures accompanying the quotes are perfect.


Glen Filthie said...

The local garden/greenhouse operation used to sell ornamental stones with inspirational and spiritual quotes on them.

One caught my eye - rather than the usual sappy quotes, this stone was elegantly engraved with an inscription that read 'Just F**k Off'. I bought it on the spot and then snuck it into my mother's flower garden beside the gnomes, turtles and other stone garden sculptures.

She noticed it a couple weeks later and beat the hell out of Pop because she thought he had done it! HAR HAR HAR! Awesome!

I am avoiding my parents these days because I think they are both killers and psychopaths.

John Craig said...

Glen --
Your poor father!

A wife's first instinct is always to blame her husband, regardless of who is at fault.

Anonymous said...

Glen Filthie's prank cracked me up. Clever.