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Monday, February 26, 2018

It's more fun to be black

Black people have a much more appealing, enjoyable way of being.

When blacks laugh, their entire bodies will often convulse, and sometimes they'll even jump up and down to express amusement. The few occasions when I've actually laughed so hard that tears came to my eyes, and the one or two occasions where I literally fell on the floor because I was laughing so hard, were definitely high points in my life.

On a few occasions, I have gleefully and unabashedly and celebrated some personal triumph, not entirely unlike a running back doing a victory dance in the end zone. Others may have resented my display, and I may have later wished I'd been a little more circumspect, or displayed some false modesty. But when I was in the moment, I was unquestionably having a good time.

Being in that moment is harder than it sounds, especially for someone like me, who tends to spend a lot of time thinking about the past or future. But I'd like to be more like Lamar Odom.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating: when blacks are being friendly, I've always sensed more genuine goodwill than when whites are, since blacks tend to be more uninhibited about saying what they think, whereas with whites almost always feel obliged to put on some sort of (more or less false) socially acceptable face. On those occasions when I've actually felt warmly towards those I'm with, as opposed to having to feign friendliness, I've enjoyed myself far more.

Inhibitions may be good for keeping people on the straight and narrow path, and for getting them to fulfill their social responsibilities. But they don't make for a good time.

Think of it this way: white people drink in order to become more like black people. They may not think of it in those terms, and they likely don't want to actually be black; but they want to be more like them, i.e., uninhibited.

It has often been noted that when there's a large group of blacks, the noise level tends to be louder. You may have noticed the same of white cocktail parties: the volume gets turned up.

If you could have the relaxed feeling of having had a couple drinks, without the physical side effects, would you not opt for that condition?

How many of your most fun times seem to have come when you've had a couple beverages? Would it not be preferable to just be high on life?

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