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Friday, September 24, 2010

Art imitates life -- too well

The following article appeared in the NY Times online edition this afternoon:

Rusting in a Crane Yard, Steel Art With a Pedigree


Richard Perry/The New York Times
A massive sculpture by Richard Serra stands in a fenced lot in the South Bronx. 

By Sam Dolnick
To see gargantuan steel sculptures fashioned by Richard Serra, you could visit the Guggenheim in Bilbao, Spain, or the Ida: Beacon, 60 miles north of New York City. Or you could go to a crane yard near a heating-oil terminal in Port Morris, an industrial section of the South Bronx.

There, amid belching smokestacks and clanging delivery trucks, sits artwork made by Mr. Serra, a secret grace note in a decidedly ungraceful block. The briny air from the river just steps away blows across the steel plates, bent in a trademark Serra arc that would be recognized on the moon — which, in the art world, Port Morris might as well be.

This is just too perfect. Most of Serra's sculptures look like a part of the hull of a rusty old oil tanker, and they would actually look far more at home in a shipyard than at the Guggenheim. It certainly doesn't look at all out of place in this heating oil terminal. The article describes his work as a "secret grace note." It's probably a very well kept secret -- exactly zero people who drive by the yard probably recognize it as art.

In the picture above, the heavy duty construction truck actually looks more like art than Serra's sculpture; at least there's a certain beauty to its functionality, whereas the "sculpture" is perfectly useless. (Doesn't "sculpture" imply that some sculpting has gone on?) Serra's work looks like a misplaced factory smokestack, or perhaps one of those containers where they store the salt they put on snowy roads. It's probably the ugliest thing in that terminal yard.

But Sam Dolnick, the author of the Times article, doesn't feel that way. In a later paragraph he says: 


Whether art or art-to-be, it is striking just the same. Seen from the lot next door, it is a rusty mirage, an amber curve that overshadows a nearby crane truck and stands next to a corrugated tin shed of similar size if not sensuality. When the sun hits the delicate outer slope, it shimmers. In place of the usual curatorial card that might provide some insight as to the material or inspiration behind the work, there is a sign saying, “No Trespassing, No Dumping.” 

No dumping? Oops, too late.

I've been told that a large percentage of Times reporters are gay. I'm a supporter of gay rights -- as I've stated many times in this blog -- but the above paragraph sets my gaydar clanging like a fleet of fire engines on their way to a five alarm. So I'm mystified by Dolnick's reference to the color of the ship's hull as "amber." Gays are generally good with colors. And whatever hue that rusty old monstrosity is, it's not amber, which is the color of honey. 

Dolnick is not the only one who appreciates the emperor's new outfit. Here he quotes another fan: 


Told of the unlikely exhibition, Eric Stark, curator of the New School Art Collection, made the pilgrimage one recent morning to see for himself. “Wow,” he said, walking up to the fence. “If you’ve seen enough of these ellipses, it just screams out that this is a Richard Serra.”

Nearby, a shopping cart lay in the shrubs. Used condoms and decomposing cardboard littered the ground. “I find the whole thing incredibly poetic,” Mr. Stark said.

True enough: if a Serra sculpture is art, then used condoms are poetry. 

I find the whole thing incredibly perfect. (Not the "art," the irony.)
Posted by John Craig at 9:08 PM
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great title for this post John. :)
G

September 25, 2010 at 6:28 AM
John Craig said...

Thank you Guy.

I really had to struggle to avoid using the term "self-parody" since that term itself has become such a cliche recently. But the Times piece really was a, uh, er, uh, umm, self-mockery.

September 25, 2010 at 7:16 AM
Anonymous said...

"The briny air from the river just steps away blows across the steel plates, bent in a trademark Serra arc that would be recognized on the moon — which, in the art world, Port Morris might as well be."

-- Perhaps if you could only see the "sculpture" from the moon, you would appreciate it more?

September 26, 2010 at 4:40 PM
John Craig said...

Anonymous -- Good point, though to be honest, I doubt I'd appreciate it even from there.

September 26, 2010 at 5:46 PM
Anonymous said...

Of course I was kidding about the view from the moon. Scrap metal on earth is still scrap metal in space.

September 27, 2010 at 1:19 PM
John Craig said...

Anonymous -- I know you were, I was just joking back, sorry if that wasn't apparent.

September 27, 2010 at 4:47 PM

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