Thursday, December 3, 2009
Note to Tiger
(Left, Rachel Uchitel; top right, Jaimee Grubbs)
Tiger, could you have possibly picked two trampier-looking women? Both of these women are straight out of the "Housewives of Orange County" mold: plastic surgery, collagened lips, dyed hair, and implants. Neither would look out of place at the Bunny Ranch.
Next time pick a married woman. She might not have as much to lose as you do, but she will at least have some motivation to stay discreet.
And what is the point of paying Rachel Uchitel a million dollars to keep her mouth shut now? The story's already out.
Finally, next time, don't try to make your public image quite so pristine. That way people won't rejoice in your downfall.
Oops, too late for that.
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6 comments:
Schadenfreude rules in the age of excess.
G
PS I was wondering when the Tiger update 1, would be. Now I await update 2 - this one might still have legs.
Guy -- I suspect that schadenfreude is at least co-ruler in any age.
Guy --
I have to admit to hypocrisy here. While I said in the previous post that this incident is getting way too much publicity, I find myself reading all the articles that come out about it.
Is there any chance that Tiger is the victim of a vast white trash conspiracy?
Sure seems that way.
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