Monday, February 17, 2014
If the average gay guy were like Michael Sam….
Writing the post about Michael Sam a few days ago got me to thinking, what would the high school social scene be like if the average homosexual were built like him? Sam is 6'1" and 260 pounds of solid gristle. It's hard to imagine that the bullying would continue on in the same direction. In fact, it seems more likely that it would end up going the other way.
Imagine how the Sams of the world would treat straight guys:
"You wimpy little poofter, are you going to go running to your mommy's titties again? Whatsamatter, don't want to have sex with a regular guy? You make me wanna throw up!"
"What're you going to do, try out for the school play again this year? You wanna go out for the football team, you gotta be ready to do some male bonding -- like a real man!"
"These pussy-lickers, there's just nothing masculine about 'em. Honestly, I think the real reason they like havin' sex with girls is because they want to be girls. And that's the closest they can get. God they make my skin crawl!"
"I'm warnin' you, I catch you around this football locker room again, I'll kick your fuckin' ass. Or maybe I'll just bend you over that bench and give it to you hard, teach you how to be manly for a change."
"Those people who say we feel the need to beat the crap out of straight guys because we're ashamed of our own latent heterosexualiy are full of it. I just do it 'cause I can't stand the sight of those mincing little fairies."