Back in April '10, I posted a few suggestions for what should be on my gravestone. I recently had a few more thoughts:
"Help! Get me out of here!"
"No urinating allowed."
"Honestly, of all the things I thought I might become, a corpse was not among them."
"Like you, I once thought I'd never die."
"Attractive women have my permission to dig me up and have sex with me. I promise not to tell!"
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My headstone could say... She walked a winding road (not by choice) and NOW she is at rest. Do not disturb my grave site.
- Conservative Woman
Conservative Woman --
I think we all end up taking more circuitous paths than we intended.
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