Sunday, June 19, 2011
Note to Hef
A few days ago it came out that your fiance, 25 year old Crystal Harris, walked out on you a week before the wedding.
Trust me, you're better off.
Some witches look the part. But some travel among us disguised as beautiful young women. Those are the most dangerous, because they can put us under an entirely different kind of spell, one which renders us stupid. And some of these are particularly skillful at separating men from their money.
Be thankful you held onto yours.