A few days ago it came out that your fiance, 25 year old Crystal Harris, walked out on you a week before the wedding.
Trust me, you're better off.
Some witches look the part. But some travel among us disguised as beautiful young women. Those are the most dangerous, because they can put us under an entirely different kind of spell, one which renders us stupid. And some of these are particularly skillful at separating men from their money.
Be thankful you held onto yours.
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perhaps there should be a reality show competion where hot chicks compete to kill rich old guys. the old guys put up their net worth to play but they get to have these chicks to try and give them heart attacks. first chick to get a fatal heart attack wins the rich guys' dough . make for great tv
Dave --
That actually would make for a very entertaining show. Getting it past the censors and the lawyers might be a tad problematic though.
I'm sure that Hef, who has gone through at least one nasty divorce, would have had her sign a tight pre-nup and protected his money.
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