Friday, January 23, 2015
Bill Belichick's post-Super Bowl press conference
It's been hard to escape Deflate-gate the past few days.
And given Patriots coach Bill Belichick's previous record of shenanigans, one can only wonder what statements he will be making after his team's victory next weekend:
"I have no idea how that Ex-Lax got into the Seahawks pre-game meal. Honestly, I was as surprised to hear about that as you all were."
"Put vaseline on the outside of my tackles' jerseys? We'd never even consider doing such a thing."
"Are you seriously suggesting that three of the refs were bribed just because my assistant coach was allegedly seen handing them envelopes? I'm not even going to dignify that with a response."
"We did not hire people to sit in the stands and throw things at the Seahawk players. That's utterly preposterous."
"A gigantic wind blower near our end zone to prevent their field goals from going through the posts? I would never, ever do that."
"I have no idea how that Taser got on our sidelines, or how Russell Wilson got Tased. I wouldn't be surprised if Pete Carroll put it there himself just to make us look bad. C'mon, you guys know me better than that."