…..really, would you want to have to look at this face for four whole years?
Jeb looks more as if he belongs at fat boy camp.
This just isn't a visage which would command fear or respect from our adversaries. Vladimir Putin would look at that Porky Pig Face and laugh.
I know, you can't judge a book by its cover, etc etc. And this is not an entirely serious post. And for all I know, Jeb Bush may be the toughest hombre around. ("Hombre" being the applicable word here, given that in 2009 Bush actually listed his ethnicity as Hispanic.)
But in truth, people do react to others' appearances. And Jeb looks like the kind of guy who would….actually enjoy attending a corporate retreat. The kind who'd bore you to tears at a party.
Michelle Malkin recently anointed Jeb the US Chamber of Commerce's Waterboy, which seems accurate. He certainly looks the part.
In fact, while writing this, I realized who Bush reminds me of: the Ned Beatty character in Deliverance:
Call me superficial, but Squeal-like-a-pig-boy with the eminently punchable face isn't getting my vote.