Men also have varying tastes when it comes to personality. Since these new sexbots will evidently be able to "talk," there will undoubtedly be a variety of personalities -- and responses -- that sexbots exhibit.
Some guys like to be told how good-looking they are. Their sexbots should be programmed to say, "Oh, you're so handsome, you should be a gigolo!"
Some prefer shy and demure: "I've never done this before.....is it going to hurt?" Or, "I've been saving my virginity for you."
Others want a woman as lustful as they are: "Oh, please, give it to me now, I want it so bad....Don't make me wait any more. Please."
Some guys want to be complimented on their prowess. Their dolls should be programmed to sound as if they're having constant orgasms, one after another.
Others want to be told they're loved. "Oh....I love you so much....I want to be with you of the rest of my life." Actually, I'm not really sure any guys want to hear that during sex. That's something male sexbots might be programmed to say to women, though.
Some men are pretentious. Perhaps their sexbots can be programmed to quote Shakespeare: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou are more lovely, and more temperate." Or, "My bounty is as boundless as the sea my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite."
If television and the movies are any guide, some men like British accents. So maybe the bots will speak in those.
Some are into playacting; their bots could be programmed to be nurses, or schoolteachers, or schoolgirls. Or historical figures, like Mata Hari, or Catherine the Great.
Some like to feel smart. Maybe their sexbots could be programmed to act dumb, so they can feel intelligent by contrast. "Between you and I, irregardless of how this goes, I hope you know I'm not the type of girl who sleeps with a guy on the first date. You better still respect me after this."
There are guys who like to be humiliated: "Seriously, have you ever even done this before? You know, there's nothing wrong with you that a little Viagra couldn't cure."
The possibilities are endless.
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THE most expensive sexbots will say random things...not constantly, but, maybe four percent of the time they will give a random non-sequitur answer, and maybe there will be a circadian fluctuation so that there will be random answers more often from say 4pm to 7pm and then from midnight till 4am.
Do you ever visit CLEVERBOT?
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Cleverbot: Talking to you. 10651 people are talking to you.
User: SCANTILY-CLAD IN RANDOM VIOLETS?
Cleverbot: And roses are red.
User: WERE IT NOT FOR THE BLACK MEDIA.
Cleverbot: It has no eyes, but it has a camera.
User: IT HAS NO FEET BUT IT HAS LEGS.
Cleverbot: Definitely not. Can I make you a sandwich?
User: I'M VEGAN.
Cleverbot: Really? How do you get vital proteins, minerals, and vitamins?
User: I JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
Cleverbot: How do you do that?
User: I'M A DRUNK.
Cleverbot: Drinking is bad for you!
User: AT FIRST...
Cleverbot: But your shyness went away?
User: MY LIZARD BECAME SWOLLEN.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I HANG UPSIDE DOWN IN THE TREES LIKE A BAT.
Cleverbot: Talk to people.
User: I WANT TO DESTROY THEM.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that? You and me would both die.
User: WE WILL KILL THE OTHERS FIRST.
Cleverbot: Rock you.
User: YES THANK YOU.
the sexbots could report back (scrubbed of identifying marks) what previous users had said to other sexbots, and use those as the occasional random remark to the current customer.
you could get EMERGENT GROUP MIND that way...EMERGENT GROUP MIND is the most fun people can have, once it gets going you want it to never end
====GUINEA HENWEED
GUINEA HENWEED --
I just went to that site, had a brief conversation with the cleverbot, and found some of its replies nonsensical. Not a turn on, in any case.
I found myself trying to egg the bot on after a while ("Will you have sex with me," "I don't think you're very clever"); I guess our real personalities come out when we're anonymous.
You really should see the new Bladerunner film John if you haven't.
-Ga
Ga --
I know its predecessor was a big cult hit, but I could never get into it. If you're suggesting it as a guide to what bots might be capable of in the future, I"ll probably pass. (I've seen Terminator, but don't expect bots to be that heroic or resourceful, either.)
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