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Monday, March 7, 2011

Graciousness

The previous post has sparked a thought: 

From now on, I'm going to start pointing out, "I hold the world record for the 55-59 age group in the 200 meter short course butterfly. I don't have to specify men's record, since I actually hold the record for everybody -- it's only female record holders who have to specify which gender, since they hold the lesser record."

There. That should get a good reaction from the ladies.

4 comments:

Greg said...

You're never stupider than when you're preoccupied thinking about how clever you are. (see above)

John Craig said...

Greg --
Ha! Good point. And that may explain why I'm so stupid so much of the time.

Greg said...

Hey John, you still have that record in maybe the toughest event in swimming....so you can be any way you want to be.

John Craig said...

Thanks Greg. Well, obnoxious seems to be my natural state, I think I'll stick with that.