Guy Davis sent along this collection of quotes supposedly overheard in the Goldman Sachs elevator.
I highly doubt that these quotes were actually overheard in the elevator there; they sound much more like some writer's conception of how people who have successfully devoted their lives to making money must talk. I worked there for twelve years, and the people I knew there were just not this witty. Plus, anybody overheard boasting this way would probably have been fired.
Still, it's an amusing collection.