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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Knight in shining armor

From the AP, via the NY Post:

Drunk driver crashes while having sex; leaves ejected lover on the road then hides behind cactus. 

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with a woman while driving drunk and crashed, ejecting the woman from the vehicle.

The Albuquerque Journal reports 25-year-old Luis Briones was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out Monday night after he wrecked his Ford Explorer in Albuquerque.

Police say Briones' female passenger was found naked outside the SUV after being ejected. She had deep cuts to her face and head.

Authorities allege Briones tried to drive away after the crash and leave his passenger behind, but a witness grabbed his keys from the ignition. He also allegedly tried to hide from responding officers behind a cactus and refused to keep his pants on when he was in the back of the police ca

Briones is charged with aggravated DWI, reckless driving and evading police.

No attorney was listed for him. 

When Briones does get an attorney, I will be very curious to hear what sort of defense that attorney mounts.

Maybe he can say it was just misplaced chivalry -- that Briones didn't want to embarrass the woman by making it apparent she had recently had sex, so tried to make himself scarce.

One also has to wonder what Briones will say to the woman next time he sees her. ("But honey, I thought you were still in the car"?)

It's going to require some pretty slick talking for him to get a second date.

(Am I the only one twisted enough to find the original AP article funny?)


Quartermain said...

Luis Briones has just given obscene stupidity another new meaning.


Quartermain said...

I quit saying a long time ago that I've heard everything, knowing that someone would come along and make a liar out of me.

John Craig said...

Allan --
I think this guy made a liar out of all of us.

O D W said...

She will take him back.

Him leaving her behind seriously injured will be a turn on for her...and I'm serious.

John Craig said...

O D W --
You've been reading too much PUA theory. (I say that as a regular reader of Heartiste who thinks that stuff works.)

Is that a new variation on your name or a typo?

W O D said...

Yep Heartiste. If I'm right and she does take him back does that still mean I've been reading too much PUA theory?

John Craig said...

W O D --

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