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Monday, May 7, 2012


News has just come out that the CIA evidently thwarted yet another plot, this time a more sophisticated underwear bomb invented by the good folks at al Qaeda.

These suicide bombers all seem to think they're going to a place where they're going to get 72 virgins. But if the bomb is located in their underwear, wouldn't that make it sorta hard to, uh, enjoy those virgins?

Just sayin'.

Plus, I realize that your death is pretty much instantaneous, but there is that small fraction of a second when you feel your genitals and bowels being ripped apart before your brain gets blown to bits too. Doesn't seem like the most pleasant way to go, that's all.

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