News has just come out that the CIA evidently thwarted yet another plot, this time a more sophisticated underwear bomb invented by the good folks at al Qaeda.
These suicide bombers all seem to think they're going to a place where they're going to get 72 virgins. But if the bomb is located in their underwear, wouldn't that make it sorta hard to, uh, enjoy those virgins?
Plus, I realize that your death is pretty much instantaneous, but there is that small fraction of a second when you feel your genitals and bowels being ripped apart before your brain gets blown to bits too. Doesn't seem like the most pleasant way to go, that's all.