Some of the searches that lead here are a little surprising. Many are actually Google Image searches, which explains a lot. I've kept a list for the past week, just to be able to post about them:
"Topless FEMEN protesters." A lot -- an awful lot -- of people search for images of the FEMEN protesters. I'd like to think they come here or here or here because they want to re-read my wry and witty takes on the hypocrisy of the protesters. But realism compels me to admit that they are just looking for pictures of half naked beautiful women to masturbate to. (When I mentioned this to my son, he said, "That must be just 14-year-old boys. Older guys tend to jerk off to much more depraved stuff than just a picture of some woman's boobs.")
"Men sucking women's boobies." Honestly, I can't think of a post where I broached that subject.
"Hottest girls currently in prison." I did write about that at one point, although my focus was on their personalities and not their supposed hotness.
There were searches for "Jada Pinkett feet" and "Thandie Newton feet" on the same day. I'm guessing both of these inquiries were from the same guy. Then, several days later, "Willow Smith feet." I did have a picture of Jada Pinkett's foot in this post, though the emphasis of that post was on her sham of a marriage and not on her feet. With Newton, I focused on the beauty of her face. In any case, I can only hope my blog brought this searcher to the point of fruition.
"Gay Club Med" is another frequent search that leads here. I hope my somewhat pointed description of the various types of gay men won't discourage any of them from embarking on one of those vacations; those fellows really did look as if they were having a good time.
On a fairly regular basis, people Google "just not said," which I am happy about, since it means they actually want to read my blog, and not just jerk off to it.
Or, maybe they just want to see how much of a jerkoff I've been recently.
"Stereotypes woman athletes face" is another frequent search. How disappointed -- or enraged -- the women must be when they find that I pretty much agree with the stereotypes.
"Racist whites." I actually get fairly frequent searches from people who are probably surprised to find that, at least according to me, "racism" cuts both ways.
I get a lot of inquiries about "socialpaths" -- evidently from people who aren't that familiar with the concept. I can only hope they find this blog educational.
"Can sociopaths kill?" Yet another inquiry which indicates a certain unfamiliarity with the breed.
"Bill Clinton sociopath" is another common search, this one from people who are familiar with both the syndrome and Mr. Clinton himself.
A lot of people also ask if Steve Jobs was a sociopath.
"Why laugh at own jokes?" Various forms of this question are obviously from people annoyed by narcissists.
"What is best fighting dog breed in world?" That question has no definitive answer, though I take a stab at it here.
"Is Obama gay?" That question. which comes from those with more finely attuned gaydar than me, leads to a more definite answer.
It's been interesting finding out exactly what people are curious about. Or, at least, what they want to jerk off over.