Here is Andressa before she got sick:
I can look at certain women and think they're quite good-looking, even when they're not my type. But I look at Urach and all I see is grotesqueness. The pity is, she was probably fairly attractive before.
I know Brazilian guys are into big butts and pneumatic-looking women, but the fact that one of the things Urach did to herself was take anabolic steroids strongly implies that actual femininity was not high on her list of desired attributes.
She now reminds me a bit of one of those prehistoric fertility dolls:
(The Venus of Willendorf, above, dates from circa 24,000 to 22,000 BC.)
Urach's new proportions also make her look a little like one of those dwarf strippers with seemingly exaggerated curves.
She makes Kim Kardashian look like Grace Kelly.
Which reminds me of something that happened while we were playing Jeopardy the other night and I got an answer right about some current tween idol (I can't remember who). My son said, in a tone of utter contempt, "Dad, for Crissakes, you're sixty years old. You're not supposed to know that."
In any case, those of us who like to keep up with the Kardashians can take some comfort in knowing that our gals are exemplars of ethereal beauty compared to Urach.