Parents, please show the following AP news item (from Yahoo this morning) to your children:
Nude man accused of pounding on cars on a highway
GREELEY, Colo. - a man who told officers he was a medical marijuana provider has been arrested for allegedly standing naked on a Colorado highway, pounding on passing cars and spitting at a state trooper. Dustin Robbins, 27, of Westminster, faces 13 counts including indecent exposure, assault and driving under the influence.
Robbins was arrested Sept. 25 on U.S. 34 east of Greeley. Witnesses told investigators he was cursing at cars and hitting some.
Two women in their 70s and 80s told deputies a naked man jumped on the hood of their car, broke windows, walked across the roof and jumped off the back. Damage was estimated at $1200.
Authorities said Robbins spat on the state trooper who arrested him.
Robbins is jailed under $50,000 bail. No phone listing could be found for him and it wasn't known if he had a lawyer.
Just tell your kids that this is what happens when.