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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

More epitaphs

Back in April '10, I posted a few suggestions for what should be on my gravestone. I recently had a few more thoughts:

"Help! Get me out of here!"

"No urinating allowed."

"Honestly, of all the things I thought I might become, a corpse was not among them."

"Like you, I once thought I'd never die."

"Attractive women have my permission to dig me up and have sex with me. I promise not to tell!"


Anonymous said...

My headstone could say... She walked a winding road (not by choice) and NOW she is at rest. Do not disturb my grave site.

- Conservative Woman

John Craig said...

Conservative Woman --
I think we all end up taking more circuitous paths than we intended.